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Sorry...She left me because I was thirsty and wanted to be cute so I lifted her boob and licked the sweat that was underneath...that's my apolo.gy

#2699 (0) - Feb 8, 2010 11:24 PM by I love boobs - The Ex(New Category) - Are You Serious??? (44912) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (6428)

Sorry...She purposely puts glitter all over herself before we have sex because she doesn't believe that I'm not married and wants to torture me to take this shit off. How do women just know????...that's my apolo.gy

#2698 (0) - Feb 8, 2010 11:14 PM by Women have skillz - Sex - Are You Serious??? (58241) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (9002)

Sorry...I'm your Gynecologist, not the pope. I've basically already had sex with you since I usually take the glove off when I'm feeling inside your vagina...that's my apolo.gy

#2697 (0) - Feb 8, 2010 11:08 PM by Dr. Do good - Health - Are You Serious??? (54782) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (8479)

Sorry...I feel like I won the lottery. My Hummer just got rearended by a frat guy wearing an Obama TShirt and driving an Eco-friendly car. His sh*t is totalled and he was crying. There isn't even a scratch on old Hummy....that's my apolo.gy

#2696 (0) - Feb 8, 2010 11:05 PM by Hummy Reagan - Miscellaneous - Are You Serious??? (54812) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (4599)

Sorry...i missed in your bathroom while i was drunk...that's my apolo.gy

#2695 (0) - Feb 8, 2010 06:41 PM by poop603 - Drunk/Drugs - Are You Serious??? (37428) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (9327)

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