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Sorry...For getting wasted and annoyingly commanding the poor guy in the yellow Camero to "transform BumbleBee, transform!!!"...that's my apology

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Are You Serious??? (31853) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (19895)

Feb 25, 2010 01:05 AM - Drunk/Drugs - by Leaf isnt me

Sorry...You got drunk and told us that at night when no one can see you turn into a stork and deliver babies. And you explained this is why your nose is so long and hooked. It's because you're a bird not a Jew. Well anyway Pearlman, you're a funny drunk teee hee...that's my apology

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Are You Serious??? (75182) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (9827)

Feb 23, 2010 01:58 AM - Drunk/Drugs - by Mozoltov

Sorry...For a drunk ass he's kind of smart. He got pulled over so he turned the car off, moved over on the passenger side of the car busted open the bottle of Jack Daniels and started chugging it down. He got off because the couldn't tell if he got drunk while sitting there or before he started driving...that's my apolo.gy

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Are You Serious??? (78900) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (8593)

Feb 20, 2010 11:51 PM - Drunk/Drugs - by Drunk PHD

Sorry...I was so high I thought her vagina was telling me to go f*ck myself. So I uppercutted the ever living f*ck out of her cooder. I don't remember any of it but I can't find my graduation ring and I swear I think its inside of her...that's my apolo.gy

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Are You Serious??? (65741) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (5427)

Feb 20, 2010 02:04 AM - Drunk/Drugs - by Ring Starz

Sorry...I picked the tip jar over the trash can to puke in because it's like getting even with those bastard bartenders that got me drunk. It made perfect sense last night...that's my apolo.gy

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Are You Serious??? (61127) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (5426)

Feb 15, 2010 02:15 AM - Drunk/Drugs - by Kelly Terrelli

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