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Sorry...I'm drinking on Monday because I'm Irish, it's St. Patricks day, and its the only time of the year that I'm allowed to be drunk all week without any b!tching from my fat wife...that's my apology

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Mar 17, 2010 03:28 AM - Drunk/Drugs - by O'Donolly

Sorry...I used to pour the half finished beers at the parties into a pitcher so I could pour them into the beer bong you loved to chug oh so much. That might explain why you were always getting some crazy throat sickness after every one of our parties...that's my apology

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Mar 16, 2010 02:53 AM - Drunk/Drugs - by Another beer?

Sorry...Since I'm Irish I feel obligated to get absolutely plastered on St. Pattys day and almost every other day actually. The truth is though that although my hair is red I'm not really Irish. I just tell people I am to justify my alcoholism...that's my apology

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Mar 16, 2010 02:52 AM - Drunk/Drugs - by TomMe

Sorry...Your cat is missing patches of hair because we got drunk and tried to shave the UT Longhorns image in its fur when u were passed out. He's a mean tough son of a b*tch so we couldn't do it right. You'll notice when you wake up that there is a Longhorn silhouette shaved into your back hair...tee hee...that's my apology

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Mar 12, 2010 11:19 PM - Drunk/Drugs - by The guys

Sorry...The only reason I pissed my pants was because I tried to not break the seal while I was drunk. Everyone pisses their pants when they sneeze though, I'm pretty sure...that's my apology

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Mar 12, 2010 01:34 AM - Drunk/Drugs - by Cumberland Heights

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