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Sorry...I wrote you up for not stapeling the papers together properly because my theory is that if I can make you afraid of losing your job then one day when I threaten to write you up you might break down and have sex with me just to save your job. ...that's my apolo.gy

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Are You Serious??? (10988) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (534)

Sep 17, 2009 03:15 AM - Work - by Human Resourcefullness

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Sorry...I flirted with you then gave you a ticket for speeding anyway because after I looked at your drivers license I noticed you gained some weight since that picture was taken. The way I see it if youve gained weight since that time it's likely youll keep gaining weight and im not into hogging, fat girl...that's my apolo.gy

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Are You Serious??? (7587) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (433)

Sep 17, 2009 03:02 AM - Work - by Officer Malone

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Sorry...I spend as much time as possible taking a dump at work because I get paid by the hour and eventually I'd get fired anyway. I've eventually lost every job I've ever had but not for dumping at work. Think about it...that's my apolo.gy

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Are You Serious??? (6848) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (327)

Sep 16, 2009 03:09 AM - Work - by Jimbo

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Sorry...As the supervisor on duty I made you take your lunch break before you closed the sale on those customers you'd been working on for 5 hours because I can. The bright side is I made a $1,100 commssion off of them so next time I go to Starbucks I'm getting you a $5 gift card...that's my apolo.gy

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Are You Serious??? (7493) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (1034)

Sep 15, 2009 10:09 PM - Work - by Supervisor on duty

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Sorry...As the beneficiary of the $3 Million your father left you and your sister I felt it my responsibility to spend the entire amount before you guys turned 18 because he died before he could teach you class and the finer things so you'd probobly waste the money anyway...that's my apolo.gy

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Are You Serious??? (8913) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (586)

Sep 14, 2009 06:14 PM - Work - by Attorney Detroit

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