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Sorry...I'm proud of myself because Monday morning I went to Walgreens for cigarrettes and Red bull instead of cigarrettes, Red bull, and Plan B...that's my apology

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Are You Serious??? (83719) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (6202)

Mar 2, 2010 02:03 AM - Health - by Im growing up

Sorry...No Clarissa the skirt isnt making you look fat. Your cottage cheesy thighs is whats giving it away I think. Plus it's like what mom has always said, "Clarissa the clothes dont make you look fat. It's your fat thats making you look fat"...that's my apology

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Are You Serious??? (72618) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (8852)

Feb 26, 2010 02:37 AM - Health - by Being honest

Sorry...Your penis burns because I put bleach in the moisturizer bottle you use to jerk off with. No I'm not bitter that I can't have sex with my husband for 40 days!!! Who in their right mind gives up sex for Lent??? I should have listened to mom and NEVER married a gentile, you people are CRAZY!!!...that's my apology

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Are You Serious??? (77838) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (5218)

Feb 24, 2010 02:24 AM - Health - by Bad choices

Sorry...I hate my parents because I wasn't born with any cool genetic mutations. Like I wish my finger could vibrate. I would be a hit with the ladies. But noooooo I had to be born with a bump on my arse that looks like a tail. Thanks for nothing mom and dad!!!...that's my apolo.gy

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Are You Serious??? (78566) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (10097)

Feb 20, 2010 11:55 PM - Health - by Anonymous

Sorry...I have literally learned how to suck on my own penis because I don't ever want to catch a fever blister on my cock. That would be DISGUSTING...that's my apolo.gy

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Are You Serious??? (48842) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (7879)

Feb 19, 2010 02:04 AM - Health - by Anonymous

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