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Sorry...I let a nasty and loud fart rip during yoga class the other day and blamed it on the only guy in the class who happened to be laying next to me. He got so embarrassed that he left the class and I haven't seen him since...that's my apolo.gy

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Are You Serious??? (41006) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (3981)

Dec 30, 2009 05:10 AM - Health - by Anonymous

Sorry...I just ate a tub of ice cream knowing good and well that I'm lactose intolerant and that my girlfriend is spending the night. I think I'm going to have to slip her a benadryl because otherwise I'm stuck holding my farts until she falls asleep and I hate holding them especially after the mini volcano that ice cream creates for me...that's my apolo.gy

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Are You Serious??? (59186) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (8299)

Dec 28, 2009 03:06 AM - Health - by Always thinking

Sorry...I took a shit in my pants while running a marathon. I just couldn't hold it anymore. It fell on the street and I'm pretty sure another runner stepped in it...that's my apolo.gy

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Are You Serious??? (52199) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (8473)

Dec 28, 2009 02:54 AM - Health - by Shit b4 you run

Sorry...I realized today that the razor burn around my crotch is actually a herpes outbreak. Either my husband gave it to me or that lifeguard in Cancun. I guess it won't matter to my husband since that bastard hasnt fucked me in OVER A YEAR!!!!!!!...that's my apolo.gy

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Are You Serious??? (38454) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (10912)

Dec 22, 2009 03:13 AM - Health - by Dearborn Adventures

Sorry...My younger brothers cock is bigger then mine. I'm not sure if I hate myself more because I'm jealous of him or because I stare at his penis...that's my apolo.gy

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Are You Serious??? (54177) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (7018)

Dec 19, 2009 03:02 AM - Health - by Sick bro

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