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Sorry...The only thing I did that could possibly have contributed to all these blisters on my lips is I touched my face and lips after I fingered that stripper...that's my apology

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Mar 9, 2010 03:56 AM - Health - by Im in love with a stripper

Sorry...I lied about sitting in mud. I had a diarrhea accident in the Tai Kwon Do gi. I think some got soaked into the back seat of your car FYI...that's my apology

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Mar 5, 2010 02:04 AM - Health - by Franz

Sorry...I'm proud of myself because Monday morning I went to Walgreens for cigarrettes and Red bull instead of cigarrettes, Red bull, and Plan B...that's my apology

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Mar 2, 2010 02:03 AM - Health - by Im growing up

Sorry...No Clarissa the skirt isnt making you look fat. Your cottage cheesy thighs is whats giving it away I think. Plus it's like what mom has always said, "Clarissa the clothes dont make you look fat. It's your fat thats making you look fat"...that's my apology

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Feb 26, 2010 02:37 AM - Health - by Being honest

Sorry...Your penis burns because I put bleach in the moisturizer bottle you use to jerk off with. No I'm not bitter that I can't have sex with my husband for 40 days!!! Who in their right mind gives up sex for Lent??? I should have listened to mom and NEVER married a gentile, you people are CRAZY!!!...that's my apology

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Are You Serious??? (77838) - Now, you might not go to Hell!!! (5217)

Feb 24, 2010 02:24 AM - Health - by Bad choices

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