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Sorry...that I am starting to sympathize with the cheater instead of the person cheated on. I cheated on you because you were always upset, jealous, overbearing, etc. I wish I could take it back now that you're on some good medication that makes you happy and we're okay now...that's my apolo.gy

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Jan 25, 2010 09:54 PM - Love - by HowDarei

Sorry...for being a perverted manwhore mom, and always lying to you about my thoughts on sex and the girls i know.. just because they know our family, id still bang them.. and sorry for sending bad pics and webcam to so many girls when you want to have a respectable son......that's my apolo.gy

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Nov 8, 2009 08:57 PM - Love - by tkwiz

Sorry...To my best friends...I'm sorry I blow up at you alot and then say that I was just joking. But I'm not joking, I'm so sad and angry inside i never let that out. I have to always be the nice, happy person when in reality, i'm slowly dying inside. And nobody ever notices that i'm so completely lost....that's my apolo.gy

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Dec 10, 2009 07:57 PM - School - by Anonymous

Sorry...I played world of warcraft instead of picking you up from school because your my daughter and I love you but you are a little on the chubby side and could use the 3 hour walk to get home...that's my apolo.gy

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Sep 15, 2009 10:03 PM - Health - by Simon sais

Sorry...for not maintaining a proper, healthy lifestyle to the point where I fainted in class. I am sorry I didn't eat enough or drink enough water that day and freaked you all out by fainting in class and have blood pouring out of my face....that's my apolo.gy

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Mar 10, 1990 12:57 PM - Health - by utk

Sorry...Christina for cheating on you with your ex-boyfriend. I did not think I was gay until you got me into anal sex ...that's my apolo.gy

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Jul 5, 2009 05:26 PM - Sex - by Lonnie

Sorry...After we had sex I took the used rubber off you and didn't throw it in the trash. I hid it in the fridge so I could dump your jizz in your oatmeal the next morning. I feel bad but that's my way of punishing the "minute men" in my life ...that's my apolo.gy

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Jul 15, 2009 04:58 AM - Sex - by Ca6

Sorry...for telling you that I had a girlfriend after haveing sex with you. As a guy I have never found myself in a situation where the sex was so bad that I had to lie to you to get you to go away. I will never know what was painfully scratching my d*ck while inside you, and I hope to never find out. ...that's my apolo.gy

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Aug 19, 2009 04:33 PM - Sex - by Jon

Sorry...I'm not an evil bitch my purse is Coach and hers is from BeBe. If you had to make the choice you would have puked in her purse too...that's my apolo.gy

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Nov 23, 2009 01:25 PM - Drunk/Drugs - by Anonymous

Sorry...Sooner or later your "pull out before I jizz" technique was bound to fail. How about you think of the twins as less, 'double the life-lesson because I'm a dumb ass' and more double the joy???...that's my apology

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Mar 1, 2010 01:24 AM - Sex - by Momentary pleasure lifelong pain

Sorry...I call my wife 'a fat whale' and 'worthless' every day and as often as possible because I've found that the lower I can keep her self esteem the more likely she is to bake delicious brownies and cakes. Comfort foods like these help her cope and I love deserts...that's my apolo.gy

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Jan 26, 2010 07:09 PM - Love - by TVK 818

Sorry...I told you I loved you just to take your virginity. ...that's my apolo.gy

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Jul 8, 2009 11:13 PM - Love - by Anonymous

Sorry...For sleeping with your sister. I don't know why you were so upset. I paid her & she's a stripper! Technically, now she's a hooker. I'll do it again because she's better in bed than you...that's my apolo.gy

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Oct 26, 2009 12:03 PM - Sex - by TailChaser

Sorry...When you went inside the house to "get something" I could here you passing gas really loudly as soon as you closed the door behind you. Sorry for making fun of you about it in front of your friends. Moms shouldn't do that ...that's my apolo.gy

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Jul 20, 2009 01:41 PM - Health - by Mean mom

Sorry...I got married to you. I actually f*cking hate your guts. Oh...and sorry I masturbated your mom in thier hot tub on Thanksgiving....that's my apolo.gy

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Nov 3, 2009 12:13 AM - Love - by Pigeon

Sorry...There were alot of people on the elevator and you really shouldnt have squeezed yourself in. I guarentee you did this because you feel that since you are a very very very attractive woman you can do anything you want. That thing that was sticking you in the butt wasnt my briefcase. Yes,twas my cock...that's my apolo.gy

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Sep 28, 2009 02:01 AM - Sex - by Sampson Schlong

Sorry...When you came in to get your braces removed I knew it was your teeth and gums I was yanking out while you were under general anestesia. I did that because you bully my son just because he's black and you're white. I guess now if you were a bear they'd call you a 'gummy bear'. Whos laughing now?...that's my apolo.gy

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Aug 22, 2009 07:34 PM - Work - by Nurse Dental Therapy

Sorry...I've given so many blow jobs this weekend that I swear my armpits smell like semen when I sweat...that's my apolo.gy

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Jan 3, 2010 03:27 AM - Sex - by Sexually charged

Sorry...that my porn watching fucked up the computer to the point that it was utterly unusable. I was 13, I didn't know anything about viruses and whatnot, all I knew was that I was horny....that's my apolo.gy

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Jan 16, 2010 07:38 AM - Miscellaneous - by mybad...

Sorry...I hunt dolphins because people who really love tuna actually really love tuna mixed with dolphin meat. Pure tuna is dry and tastes like sand...that's my apolo.gy

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Oct 19, 2009 04:53 AM - Work - by Anonymous

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