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Sorry...Megan..common, you know it can work. Look I'm sorry you didn't like the flowers..ok it was just one, but you gotta understand...it was literally all i could afford...i mean seriously, did you see what i was wearing? See you at the next Transformers premiere..shhh it'll be over soon.....that's my apolo.gy

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Nov 6, 2009 03:29 PM - Miscellaneous - by bmagic

Sorry...You got drunk and told us that at night when no one can see you turn into a stork and deliver babies. And you explained this is why your nose is so long and hooked. It's because you're a bird not a Jew. Well anyway Pearlman, you're a funny drunk teee hee...that's my apology

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Feb 23, 2010 01:58 AM - Drunk/Drugs - by Mozoltov

Sorry...honey that i said, "what a great deal! you should do that" when that gym membership commericial came on. I love you no matter how big you get. Just not very attracted to all your stretch marks- barf...that's my apolo.gy

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Jul 31, 2009 11:24 AM - Love - by Josh

Sorry...The only reason I put contact lense solution in your vodka red bull is because I thought it would be funny to watch you projectile vomit. How was I suppposed to know you would have to go to the ICU. Besides alot of 19 year olds get Liver failure it doesn't mean the contact lense solution us what did it...that's my apolo.gy

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Aug 2, 2009 12:57 AM - Drunk/Drugs - by party foul

Sorry...that you've changed in the past two years. I'm also sorry that the only reason I stay friends with you is because we still have the same friends, and I want to feel like the better person...that's my apolo.gy

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Nov 2, 2009 07:05 PM - Miscellaneous - by badfriend

Sorry...I rear ended you on the highway because I was on my cel phone talking to my buddy about this high speed chase I was apart of yesterday. But since I'm a cop I gave you a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash" because I can. I'm the powerful one not you. I have a gun n badge, not you...that's my apolo.gy

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Aug 27, 2009 03:40 AM - Work - by Tommy Copper

Sorry...Because he told me watching the Wizard of Oz while I was tripping was the fastest way to salvation. We both thought that was Jesus or Moses or some shit speaking through him at the time...that's my apolo.gy

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Nov 15, 2009 01:31 PM - Miscellaneous - by Factoid

Sorry...For saying you sound like a 13 yo girl even though your 34. You get that high pitched, shrieky, fork on a chalk board, valley girl voice when you dont get your way and your just so damn annoying. Have you considered I don't want to stop at every Smoothie King I pass on the road because your fat??...that's my apolo.gy

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Jul 25, 2009 12:18 PM - Love - by peter piper

Sorry...If you choose to dress up like Lady Gaga I will call you a faggot, thats just the way it is...that's my apolo.gy

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Nov 28, 2009 05:23 AM - Miscellaneous - by Be a man

Sorry...For guilting you into watching the Harry potter movie with me even though I knew you had food poisoning. ...that's my apolo.gy

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Aug 16, 2009 12:54 AM - Love - by Candice

Sorry...I gave blow jobs to four of your friends and made out with another well you made out with one of my friends lil bro...that's my apology

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May 20, 2010 03:58 PM - Sex - by STAR3

Sorry...that I got you pregnant. You see, in my country they only sell condoms behind the counter and I was ashamed to ask for the extra small size so I ordered the standard and it just slipped off. Anyway, I'm glad you decided to keep the baby and name it after me. Rajkumar Jr. will be beautiful....thats my apolo.gy

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Jun 30, 2009 10:11 PM - Sex - by Marine

Sorry...you let me drink a year ago when I was fifteen. I wasn't drunk, but yet you still lie and say I was. truth is, your wife is a stupid bitch and I HATE her. the only thing she's good for is bitching. sorry that the next time she hits Chloe i'm going to hit her. a 6 year old doesn't deserve that...that's my apology

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Jun 30, 2010 03:14 PM - Miscellaneous - by Kay.

Sorry...I love f*cking young, dumb sorority girls because they think my british accent is amazing. I was born and raised in Norman, Oklahoma but I majored in theater. Thank you British accent lessons teacher!!!...that's my apolo.gy

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Feb 19, 2010 01:56 AM - Miscellaneous - by Fraud Brit

Sorry...for betraying you, it may have been so long ago but i feel like i will never forgive myself but i can take solace in the fact that you are happy. i will always always love you x feefee x...that's my apolo.gy

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Nov 2, 2009 06:20 PM - Love - by tom w

Sorry...I kicked over the ladder to the roof u were working on because I got food poisoning at a Mexican resteraunt yesterday and I wanted to exact my revenge on mexicans somehow ...that's my apolo.gy

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Aug 2, 2009 03:23 AM - Work - by Manuel labor

Sorry...to myself for getting so drunk that I blacked out and dont remember a thing. I thought that part of my life was over and I feel like such a loser right now. ...that's my apolo.gy

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Jul 27, 2009 05:03 PM - Drunk/Drugs - by Anonymous

Sorry...For mistakenly taking out your kidney when you came in for a kidney surgery. What I thought was a tumor were actually fingerprints on your xrays from the hot wings I was eating while looking at your xrays when I got home. At least you have another one....that's my apolo.gy

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Aug 28, 2009 01:19 PM - Work - by Doc DumbDumb

Sorry...I laughed when your mom told me she shit herself when you were being born. I didn't know that shit acctually happened...that's my apology

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Apr 7, 2010 04:25 PM - Miscellaneous - by Haha

Sorry...I have literally learned how to suck on my own penis because I don't ever want to catch a fever blister on my cock. That would be DISGUSTING...that's my apolo.gy

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Feb 19, 2010 02:04 AM - Health - by Anonymous

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