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By: Anonymous
on 09-03-2010
Category: Drunk/Drugs
Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 1


]]> Anonymous Sorry...The only thing I did that could possibly have contributed to all these blisters on http://www.apolo.gy/view/Health/2858 http://www.apolo.gy/view/Health/2858
By: Im in love with a stripper
on 09-03-2010
Category: Health
Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0


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By: Clean freak
on 09-03-2010
Category: Sex
Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0


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By: Anonymous
on 08-03-2010
Category: The Ex(New Category)
Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 1


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By: Your paranoia drove me away
on 08-03-2010
Category: The Ex(New Category)
Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0


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By: Anonymous
on 08-03-2010
Category: Miscellaneous
Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0


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By: Anonymous
on 08-03-2010
Category: Sex
Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 1


]]> Anonymous Sorry...I stopped the date just after we ordered appetizers. She actually thought there was http://www.apolo.gy/view/Miscellaneous/2850 http://www.apolo.gy/view/Miscellaneous/2850
By: Where are the smart girls
on 08-03-2010
Category: Miscellaneous
Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 1


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By: My ex wife turned me gay
on 08-03-2010
Category: The Ex(New Category)
Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0


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By: Ur just dumb
on 08-03-2010
Category: Miscellaneous
Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 1


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By: Rosette
on 07-03-2010
Category: Sex
Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0


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By: Lelio
on 07-03-2010
Category: The Ex(New Category)
Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0


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By: Dumb dumb bat
on 07-03-2010
Category: Sex
Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 1


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By: Gay is okay
on 07-03-2010
Category: Drunk/Drugs
Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0


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By: My life sux
on 07-03-2010
Category: Work
Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0


]]> My life sux Sorry...I didnt like the way you talked to me while serving you so I took http://www.apolo.gy/view/Miscellaneous/2840 http://www.apolo.gy/view/Miscellaneous/2840
By: I\'m a waitress
on 07-03-2010
Category: Miscellaneous
Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0


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By: CAT XOXO
on 07-03-2010
Category: Miscellaneous
Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0


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By: Anonymous
on 06-03-2010
Category: Sex
Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0


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By: Anonymous
on 06-03-2010
Category: Sex
Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0


]]> Anonymous Sorry...The only guys at work I have left to have sex with is the Manuel http://www.apolo.gy/view/Sex/2836 http://www.apolo.gy/view/Sex/2836
By: Marie Quilty
on 06-03-2010
Category: Sex
Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 1


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